shitrodsays:

yungstank:

rockybreaux:

heelovestayaa:

LMAOOOOO

REAL TEARS! lmfao.

He looks like he’s fed up at work (McDonald’s) and he’s slamming his hat down on the floor

That nigga playing Dodgeball

fruitpunchg:

“ooooohhh” i say as i still dont understand

ghdos:

pkmnbreederbrianna:

togamijail:

chandra75:

im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack pray that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Other’s will breed, but stress themselves out so much that they’ll loose their cubs.

So zoo’s with breeding program’s had to figure out how to make Cheetahs comfortable enough to:
A. Get laid and
B. Not spazz themselves into miscarrying.

So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetahs their very own Service Dogs!


The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

Well on the offchance that I’m ever around a motherfucking cheetah, this is good to know because I’m certain I’ll be too scared to actually attempt running away.

jewberrymore:

rich white people

moltres:

overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them

Outies are SO hideous